and i can die when i'm done
6 hours ago on 23 April 2014 @ 10:35pm + 65,016 notes
via officialfrenchtoast (originally therealmulan)
6 hours ago on 23 April 2014 @ 10:32pm + 49,494 notes
via dildo-bagginz (originally foxnewsofficial)

foxnewsofficial:

why do porn websites have a +1 button i don’t want everyone to know i actually use google plus

6 hours ago on 23 April 2014 @ 10:32pm + 84,559 notes
via dildo-bagginz (originally tiorickyaoi)

thetomska:

tiorickyaoi:

I’m sick of people wrongly defining bisexuality. It’s not ‘attraction to both men and women’ it’s about being attracted to ‘bi’ things like bicycles, binoculars, bilinguals and binary coding smh

So glad someone finally cleared this up.

6 hours ago on 23 April 2014 @ 10:32pm + 36,018 notes
via dildo-bagginz (originally unimpressedcats)

unimpressedcats:

i turned around to my desk and saw this glory in my magnifying mirror

6 hours ago on 23 April 2014 @ 10:23pm + 46,209 notes
via officialfrenchtoast (originally landorus)

landorus:

cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh

6 hours ago on 23 April 2014 @ 10:22pm + 111,745 notes
via officialfrenchtoast (originally stardustmote)

religiousdad:

bluemoon-martini:

stardustmote:

Pen caps that don’t fit on both ends of the pen.

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WHAT KIND OF MOTH IS THAT 

an angry one

1 day ago on 22 April 2014 @ 9:16pm + 129,533 notes
via 2000yr (originally wontforgets)
1 day ago on 22 April 2014 @ 9:16pm + 18,888 notes
via officialfrenchtoast (originally foodchewer)

foodchewer:

making a new mutual follow image

1 day ago on 22 April 2014 @ 9:14pm + 1,452 notes
via officialfrenchtoast (originally officialfrenchtoast)

officialfrenchtoast:

what a steal

1 day ago on 22 April 2014 @ 9:13pm + 297,399 notes
via two-hundredthirtypaces (originally australian-government)
1 day ago on 22 April 2014 @ 9:13pm + 201,958 notes
via officialfrenchtoast (originally hospitalstays)

hospitalstays:

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school cum

1 day ago on 22 April 2014 @ 9:13pm + 210,887 notes
via dildo-bagginz (originally imladrian)

chmchm:

notmadeofbeef:

improvisedchronicles:

a youtube user shares an opinion

 #can we get this on the cover of a book  #like one of those opinions from writers

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The reason Photoshop was invented

This will always and forever be hilarious.

1 day ago on 22 April 2014 @ 9:12pm + 110,423 notes
via justinetheoneandonly (originally stand-up-comic-gifs)
1 day ago on 22 April 2014 @ 9:09pm + 60,057 notes
via dildo-bagginz (originally thunreswine)

the-real-seebs:

hussarviking:

NEVER trust an adult who won’t apologize to a child

Wow. I’d never seen it put that way, but. Wow. That is a really good piece of advice.

1 day ago on 22 April 2014 @ 8:56pm + 100,655 notes
via officialfrenchtoast (originally adrians)

adrians:

adrians:

the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear

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